Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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