For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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