He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
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Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize