What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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