Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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