Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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