have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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