Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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