real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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