I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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