I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
God, I missed his penis.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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