Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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