You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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