My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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