I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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