haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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