i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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