I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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