Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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