Your mouth is God's brothel.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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