Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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