Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
