in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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