If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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