MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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