we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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