He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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