Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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