The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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