Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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