I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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