Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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