I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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