How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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