i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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