Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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