Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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