are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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