It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
