Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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