Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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