so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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