Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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