were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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