I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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