I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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