people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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