are you still at the devil's house?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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