yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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