Can Purell be used as lube?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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