Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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