don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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