I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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