My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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