am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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